Jokes

This page contains jokes, some of which may be crude or offensive. These jokes are often derogatorily directed at minor attract people and nothing here should be taken seriously or as an endorsement of child abuse.

Rabbi, Priest and Imam in a small plane with 6 boys. Plane begins to lose height so pilot orders them to abandon before they crash. Imam says, "Quick get the kids into parachutes", Rabbi says "Fuck the kids!" Priest says "Do you think we have time?" What's the best thing about fucking an 8yo girl? You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8yo boy. So im laying in bed with my boyfriend the other night and he looks over at me and says, "You know, you're a pedophile?" I look back and him and say, "That's an aweful big word for an 8 year old!" What did the woman say to Michael Jackson on the beach? "Excuse me, you're in my son." How is Walmart like Michael Jackson? Both have boy's pants half off. Boy: Mom, is there a Devil? Mom: Yes son, there is. Boy: Does he get inside us sometimes? Mom: Sometimes, yes. Boy: Well, I don't have him in me anymore. Father Francis sucked him out this morning. What's the difference between Acne and a pedophile? Acne comes on a boys face after puberty I was going to dinner with my 18 year old boyfriend and everyone kept calling me a pedophile! It totally ruined our 10th anniversary What's the best thing about sex with twenty-nine year olds? There are 20 of them! This friend of mine had a disgusted look on her face and she said, "Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people live next to a pedophile"? I said, "Not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 year olds" You might be a pedophile if: the first phrase you learn in any foreign country you visit is, "Excuse me, are you here by yourself or with your parents?" Say what you want about pedos... at least they slow down when they drive through school zones! How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her as an altar boy. A pedophile is driving down the street ... when he sees a young boy walking along. He stops and says to the boy, "if I give you a sweet, will you come in my car?". The boy replies, "if you give me the whole bag, I will cum in your mouth!!" Why is paedophilia so popular? Because kids are so sexy. A Catholic priest and a rabbi... are sitting on a park bench when a Cub Scout pack marches by. The priest says, "God, I want to FUCK that boy!" The rabbi turns up his hands and asks, "Out of what?"

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? 'Cause he knows where all the naughty boys live. What's the best part of screwing a 12 year old? Pretending he's ten. What do a pedophile and the tortoise have in common? They both get there before that hare. Q. What does a paedophile have after supper? A. Under eights. Sherlock Holmes announced that he was having a schoolfriend to stay. Later, Dr Watson came back unexpectedly and caught him in bed with a nine year old boy. He said, "Holmes! What kind of schoolfriend do you call that?" Sherlock Holmes replied, "Elementary, my dear Watson." Q. When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A. When the big hand's on the little hand. Q. What do necrophiliac pedophiles and dyslexic pedophiles have in common? A. They say that kids are sexy dead. Q. What is a paediatrician? A. A doctor who's afraid of pubic hair. Q. What do you do if a paedophile is drowning? A. Throw him a buoy. Q. What do a paedophile and a Big Mac have in common? A. They're both old meat between 10 year old buns. Q. What's the similarity between a paedophile and whisky? A. They both come in small tots. Q. Why did the music teacher get fired? A. Because he was stuck in A minor. Q. What did one paedophile say to the other? A. I'll give you one ten for two fives! A Roman sent a servant to the slave market to buy two 8-year-old boys, and was really annoyed when he came back with one 16-year-old. Q. What should you do when your YF starts smoking? A. Slow down, and use a little more lubricant... Q: How do you know when Michael Jackson is having a slumber party? A: There's hot wheels parked in the drive way. Q: What's the worst thing about being a pedophile? A: Just trying to fitting in I guess. Q: What's the best thing about being a peadophile? A: You get to go to bed at 7:30.

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