You Just Might be a BoyLover if...

• ... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.
• ... all of your big problems are little ones...
• ... you wear sunglasses, even on cloudy or rainy days, but only inside of the Mall...
• ... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...
• ... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an adult male...
• ... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a girl, you completely lose interest...
• ... you often hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you hate the food...
• ... you have learned to look sideways at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
• ... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes...
• ... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you never play with them yourself...
• ... at the supermarket, you always have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it... ("I've got a bad back, you see..)
• ... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes forget and use it while speaking with adults...
• ... where you sit on a bus depends on where the cutest boys are sitting on the bus...
• ... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...
• ... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you don't know them...
• ... if a boy an unknown boy in the street smiles at you, you think about it for days...
• ... you think Chef Boyardee food is really made by an adolescent male cook...
• ... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...
• ... you keep a new disposable razor in your pocket because, well, you never know when you may need it...
• ... you have a box of those latex "finger guards" even though you never use them, even if you cut your finger...
• ... you wear vanilla essence as your cologne-of-choice...
• ... you just happen to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you never offer one to an adult...
• ... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".