You Just Might be a BoyLover if...

• ... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.
• ... all of your big problems are little ones...
• ... you wear sunglasses on cloudy or rainy days, but only inside of the Mall...
• ... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...
• ... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an adult male...
• ... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a girl, you completely lose interest...
• ... you hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you hate the food...
• ... you have learned to look sideways at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
• ... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes...
• ... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you never play with them yourself...
• ... at the supermarket, you always have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it... ("I've got a bad back, you see..)
• ... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes forget and use it while speaking with adults...
• ... where you sit on a bus depends on where the cutest boys are sitting on the bus...