Jokes
This page contains jokes, some of which may be crude or offensive. These jokes are often derogatorily directed at minor attract people and nothing here should be taken seriously or as an endorsement of child abuse.
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Rabbi, Priest and Imam in a small plane with 6 boys. Plane begins to lose height so pilot orders them to abandon before they crash. Imam says, "Quick get the kids into parachutes", Rabbi says "Fuck the kids!" Priest says "Do you think we have time?"
You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8yo boy.
I look back and him and say, "That's an aweful big word for an 8 year old!"
"Excuse me, you're in my son."
Both have boy's pants half off.
Boy: Mom, is there a Devil? Mom: Yes son, there is. Boy: Does he get inside us sometimes? Mom: Sometimes, yes. Boy: Well, I don't have him in me anymore. Father Francis sucked him out this morning.
Acne comes on a boys face after puberty
It totally ruined our 10th anniversary
There are 20 of them!
I said, "Not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 year olds"
the first phrase you learn in any foreign country you visit is, "Excuse me, are you here by yourself or with your parents?"
at least they slow down when they drive through school zones!
Dress her as an altar boy.
A pedophile is driving down the street ... when he sees a young boy walking along. He stops and says to the boy, "if I give you a sweet, will you come in my car?". The boy replies, "if you give me the whole bag, I will cum in your mouth!!"
Because kids are so sexy.
are sitting on a park bench when a Cub Scout pack marches by. The priest says, "God, I want to FUCK that boy!" The rabbi turns up his hands and asks, "Out of what?"
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'Cause he knows where all the naughty boys live.
Pretending he's ten.
They both get there before that hare.
Q. What does a paedophile have after supper?
Sherlock Holmes announced that he was having a schoolfriend to stay. Later, Dr Watson came back unexpectedly and caught him in bed with a nine year old boy. He said, "Holmes! What kind of schoolfriend do you call that?" Sherlock Holmes replied, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Q. When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
Q. What do necrophiliac pedophiles and dyslexic pedophiles have in common?
Q. What is a paediatrician?
Q. What do you do if a paedophile is drowning?
Q. What do a paedophile and a Big Mac have in common?
Q. What's the similarity between a paedophile and whisky?
Q. Why did the music teacher get fired? A. Because he was stuck in A minor.
Q. What did one paedophile say to the other? A. I'll give you one ten for two fives!
A Roman sent a servant to the slave market to buy two 8-year-old boys, and was really annoyed when he came back with one 16-year-old.
Q. What should you do when your YF starts smoking?
Q: How do you know when Michael Jackson is having a slumber party? A: There's hot wheels parked in the drive way.
Q: What's the worst thing about being a pedophile? A: Just trying to fitting in I guess.
Q: What's the best thing about being a peadophile? A: You get to go to bed at 7:30.
A pedophile, a priest and a rabbi meet in a Cambodian bar. They notice that the bar's owners are selling one of their children for sex. "That's disgusting", said the pedophile. "She must be at least 14". "Horrendous", said the priest. "She's female". "Disgraceful", said the rabbi. "They're only charging $2!" A woman was praying to the almighty for the heavens to rain men... All of a sudden she looks behind her and she sees a boy. She was so happy and she rejoiced for it has started to drizzle... |
