Jokes

This page contains jokes, some of which may be crude or offensive. Nothing here should be taken seriously or as an endorsement of child abuse.

What's the best thing about fucking an 8yo girl? You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8yo boy. So im laying in bed with my boyfriend the other night and he looks over at me and says "Honey, you know, you're a pedophile." I look back and him and say "That's an aweful big word for an 8 year old!" What did one pedophile say to the other pedophile on the beach? "Get out of my son!" Boy: Mom, is there a Devil? Mom: Yes son, there is. Boy: Does he get inside us sometimes? Mom: Sometimes, yes. Boy: Well, I don't have him in me anymore. Father Francis sucked him out of me this morning. What's the difference between Acne and a pedophile? Acne comes on a boys face after puberty I was going to dinner with my 18 year old boyfriend and everyone kept calling me a pedophile! It totally ruined our 10th anniversary