You Just Might be a BoyLover if...

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... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.
... all of your big problems are little ones...
... you wear sunglasses on cloudy or rainy days, but only inside of the Mall...
... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...
... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an adult male...
... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a girl, you completely lose interest...
... you hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you hate the food...
... you have learned to look sideways at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
... you wear a hat, and learn to pull the brim down low, so you can cruise the boys bodies, but nobody can see your eyes while you're doing it...
... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you never play with them yourself...
... at the supermarket, you always have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it...
... you learn the slang the boys use, but sometimes forget and use it while speaking with adults...
... where you sit on a bus depends on where the cutest boys are sitting on the bus...

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