Jokes

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You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8yo boy.

So im laying in bed with my boyfriend the other night and he looks over at me and says "Honey, you know, you're a pedophile."

I look back and him and say "That's an aweful big word for an 8 year old!"

"Get out of my son!"

Boy: Mom, is there a Devil?

Mom: Yes son, there is.

Boy: Does he get inside us sometimes?

Mom: Sometimes, yes.

Boy: Well, I don't have him in me anymore. Father Joe sucked him out this morning.

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