User:User4/DRAFT/Save our children from the abnormfoodexuals!
There are two kinds of foodexuals - normfoodexuals, and abnormfoodexuals. Normfoodexuals, the vast majority of people, naturally eat the correct kinds of food, and in the correct ways. Abnormfoodexuals, on the other hand, due to their sick and perverted ways of thinking, are controlled by their evil desires -- they crave the wrong kinds of food, and in the wrong ways. They are a great danger to all of us -- abnormfoodexuality leads our young people into becoming misfits, perverts, and criminals!
One of the greatest threats to civilization today are the chinafoodexuals. Chinafoodexuals are abnormfoodexuals -- they eat rice and noodles, and they use chopsticks, unlike we normfoodexuals, who eat bread and potatoes, while using a knife, fork, and spoon.
We must never allow the abnormfoodexuals to seduce our young into their evil ways. Once a child is introduced to abnormfoodexuality, he or she can never go back to being a normfoodexual. That child's life will be ruined, and his or her soul destroyed forever!
We must all join together to protect our children against the abnormfoodexuals. The abnormfoodexuals have, little by little, been undermining our society. Every day you see more and more abnormfoodexuality on television, where they flaunt their evil practices in the face of the normfoodexuals! More and more restaurants are being taken over by abnormfoodexuals, who are little by little insinuating themselves into our lives, destroying our young, and taking over our communities!
The evil abnormfoodexuals, obsessed with their grand conspiracy to take over the world, are working to undermine the very basis of our great society. Normfoodexuality is part of our great heritage and traditions -- Motherhood, the Flag, and Apple Pie! The very future of our families depends on normfoodexuality.
Abnormfoodexuality must be stopped! We need laws to promote normfoodexuality, and outlaw abnormfoodexuality. Write to your Congressman today, and demand that he take action!
Our children must be protected!
Remember -- if we can just save one child!
